Thursday, June 28, 2007

How to make a thousand dollars in 10 minutes

1. Get a "reliable" source who gives you a hot tip. 8.55am... "Ya? Uh... Really? Ok..."

2. Second call your broker. "Hey its me. Get me abc@xxx. Thanks." 8:56am

3. Broker calls back "Ya, its done." 9.02am

4. Read about the company and go WTF??? It does what???? 9.03am

5. Look at the monitor again - ahhh... its up by xx% 9.04am...

5. Call broker... answer the phone damnit... "Hey its me again... Sell abc@xx2... ... done? ok, thanks". 9:04:40am

6. Coffee time 9:05 am...

(Next: How to lose $10,000.00 in 5 seconds) lol...


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