Don't these people have better things to do with their time?

What would you do if you had 5 billion dollars... Would you

1. Use it to help rebuild an African nation

2. Develop a effective school education system

3. Find a way to turn the Sahara and other deserts into green forests.

4. Build a 10,000 tonne Hadron Collider machine - housed in a massive concrete bunker borrowed from Doctor EVil, that can smash sub atomic particles at trillion degree heat creating black holes which... I don't know possibly destroy Planet Earth. However if they are successful may also explain how the world got created and why Stephen Hawkings looks so fucked up.

Hmmm... lets see... Stephen Hawkings ticked "4" because

1. he wants to find out who God is - so he can give the Almighty a roundhouse kick.

2. Smash atoms. Destroy Civilizations. Create Black Holes? Wipe out Planet Earth? OMG how cool would that be??? Hell yeah!

Hawkings later explained to a reporter at Faux News - via his teletyping device "Domt Wozzy. Nutting to be concerned about. Trust me I know why I'm doing... Anyway, what have we got to lose??? Look at me. Am I worried?"

This sort of experiment reminds me of the time when kids used to play around with fireworks powder and toy cannons - and then some bright spark came up with an idea to stuff a ton of fireworks and WD40 cans in the chimney - and see what happens next?

Meanwhile, computer hackers broke into the Collider computer systems and attempted to change their school grades by creating a black hole up their principal's ass. The attempt failed after their mom turned on her washing machine which created a power outage on their computers.