Back again in Melbourne. And not a day too soon. I found that an adult Magpie - similar to the big Ravens we have in Singapore - found its way into the house. From the sooty debris, it looks like it got in through the chimney. It tried to get out - but got stuck in the rooms. It crapped all over the place so badly that it looks like a shitty paint job. Think Resident Evil.
I was so worried that it died in the clothes cupboard- but I eventually found the body underneath the bedside table. GROSS. The whole place stank like a Russian public toilet.
I'll post a photo of the dead bird once my internet connection gets back ok. One of my friends came over and used it up- so I'm capped to 6kb/s. Bloody great.
Now I wish I could get a shotgun and blast at the blasted Magpies that are camped outside the house. Jeremy please help.