Someone has gone out of their way to compile a list of Chuck Norris' "facts".
Check it out and have a laugh. Here's some that I like.
- In the beginning there was Nothing...then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that Nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
- Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
- Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
- When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
- Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.