Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Chuck Norris' facts

Chuck Norris, the actor and martial artist, has apparently gained a cult status amongst the Allied troops in Iraq. He visited them many times esp. during the more tense moments - and his friendly easy going nature and willingness to share in their hardships won him many fans.

Someone has gone out of their way to compile a list of Chuck Norris' "facts".

Check it out and have a laugh. Here's some that I like.

  • In the beginning there was Nothing...then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that Nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

  • Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
  • When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

  • Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

  • Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

  • Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

  • When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

  • The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

  • Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

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