Three friends survived a shipwreck and found themselves stranded on a desert island in the Pacific. Miraculously they found a magic sea shell containing a Genie who grants them all a wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home with his beautiful loving wife and kids.
The second guy wishes he was off the island to be with his dying mother in hospital.
The third guy sits and thinks for awhile then says “Gosh, I’m lonely. I wish my two buddies were with me now.”