Friday, March 20, 2009

Transpotter 3: Longest Ever Audi Car Ad

Rating:★★
Category:Movies
Genre: Action & Adventure
Two stars for Jason and his Audi car.

Sort of like a James Bond on wheels - except that the hero, the very well built, Jason Statham doesn't seem to use any firearms whatsoever and relies on fancy martial arts and his amazing Audi car.

I wouldn't buy the DVD at all - and if my friends give it to me - I'll take it to the 2nd hand shop and sell it or use it as a clay pigeon.

The problem with this film is that they casted as the main female lead the most annoying and rather unattractive actress with an irritating European accent. Half thru the film, she gets high, drunk and tries to have sex with Frank (Jason) with a bombs tied to their wrist. I am almost tempted to rate this film as a minus 4 stars due to that female character.

Of course its not all all the actress fault. (But her acting still sucked ass) Its really the imbecile who wrote the shitty character's dialogue and character onto the movie script. That guy ought to be sentencing to writing scripts for ABC for the rest of his life.

20 minutes into the damn film, and I was just praying that Frank (Jason) would kick the stupid harpie out of the car and drive off and then she would blow up in a huge ball of flame. If he had done that - this would have been one hell of a magnificent film!!! Sadly he didn't.



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