Sunday, March 22, 2009

Kids, don't smoke pot. Seriously

A heavy marijuana user was unable to get married because he couldn't find the old marriage papers to his previous marriage to his flat mate.

However, in a bizarre twist, it turns out he was never married to her. The document he signed 10 years ago was the apartment lease.

In other FAUX News, we learn the man is also a regular contributor to the UANUS, the UFO Alien News United Service.

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